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4.17.2010

TEA Party

Howa e7na leh ma7adesh 3azamna 3ala el "Tea Party" bta3et America?????? We ba3deen el Americans el mafrood enohom beyshrabo Coffee aktar men el Tea!!! Leh ba2a ye3melo Tea Party we ma7adsh feena yet3ezem kaman???? Ya3ny yenfa3 7ad ye3mel American Coffee Party we maye3zemsh America? howa ma7adsh aslan yenfa3 ye3mel ay 7aga men 3'eer ma ye3zem America!


Bas bema en el masryeen 3andohom edman lel Tea...we mazonesh en feh ay dawla fel 3alam sherbet Tea aktar men el masryeen....therefore, I demand that we do the biggest Tea Party ever....la2 we mish bas kda, we Tea sokar zeyada kaman! We ma3a kol cup of Tea netala3 ma3aha 7etet basboosa bel eshta!


Ya3ny el Americans mish mekafeehom enohom mekawesheen 3ala kol 7aga....la2 we kaman 3ayzeen ya7'do el Tea bta3na! Laaaaaa...laaaaaaa we alf laaaaaaaaaa kaman....ya7'do ay 7aga tanya bas youm ma yekoon fe Tea Party yeb2a e7na awla beeha!


We ana men makany da ba3zem el 7okooma 3ala the biggest Tea Party EVER...kol wa7ed masry bgad yegeeb ya 2ema 1 tsp full of tea or 1 tea bag we yeb3at-hom bel bareed el mesta3gel lel 7okooma! We nekteb ma3aha gawab ye2ol shokr lel 7okooma beta3etna...3ashan America mateb2ash a7san menena....fa men el mowaten el masry ela el 7okooma el masreya etfadalo eshrabo el Tea 3andena fel salon....wel nas el ma3andahash salon, tetsaraf ba2a we te3zem el 7okoma fe ay 7eta bas el mohem te3zemha!

We neshof meen feena ba2a ely el Tea Party beta3to hatetla3 akbar masr wala America! Bas teftekro el wa7ed yeb3at Tea Bag eh? Lipton wala el 3aroosa????


P.S. I am sure not everyone knows what's the "Tea Party" movement....bas hena mish el makan el haneshra7 feh what's a Tea Party. Bas ya3ny TEA stands for Taxed Enough Already.....aw ya3ny heya 7aga 3amla zy edrab 6 April, bas ma3a el far2 en henak bey3melooha we homa fahmeen bey3melo eh we beywsalo le 7aga we soot-hom beytseme3.....we hena bey3melooha we yebato leilteen zy el ward fel ta7'sheeba!!!


Damn it....I didn't want to go into politics but it seems that I ran out of my Hartala pills...I need to go get some 3ashan arga3 lel La La land tany...bs law fedelt 3ala kda matensoosh please teb3atoly Macdonalds we KFC badal el 3eesh wel 7alawa 3ashan dol moda adeema 7'alas!

1 comment:

  1. Erga3i ya ommi La La Land... mafish a7la menha !

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