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4.13.2010

One Million is just FINE!

Sometimes I think what would I do if I had something like.....
QUARTER of a Million? NO NO......
HALF a Million? NO NO bardo.....
ONE Million Egyptian Pounds....
Dol POCKET MONEY bas, adala3 beehom nafsi shwya kda we neba7ba7ha we nefok el 7ezam 3al a7'er (bas yekon feh backup tab3an fel bank 7aga zy 20 millions 3'erhom lel zaman)


Nas tab3an hat2oly MILLION Geneeh pocket money? Da enty moftarya, mish 7asa bel nas el 3'alaba el bey3eesho be 99 geneeh fel shahr!! We ana a2oloko en dol nas tab3an gayeen yenakedo 3al wa7ed fel blog bta3o we ye7'aloh 7ata maye7lamsh haydaya3 feloso ezay! Bas 3ashan 7'ater el nas el bay7'a de....law gatly el million geneeh dol...leeko 3andy atala3 menhom 7aga zy 1000 geneeh 7eta wa7da lel nas el 3'alaba (we afteker eno ana hakoon wa7da men el nas el 3'alaba ba3d just 1 week. men lama yegeely el million geneeh....aw momkin 3 days, esboo3 keteer 3al million)


Tab nefakar ma3a ba3d....El rob3 million dol ye3melo eh fel zaman dah? Mazonesh 7ata yekafo el wa7ed ye3mel beehom Masters degree fel AUC. Although I think my AUC Masters Degree certificate (if I ever got one) hateb2a shaklaha 7elw awi fel matba7' 3andy fe beity (da law 7asal ya3ny we etgawezt....bas mafeesh 7aga be3eeda 3ala rabena isA). Bas ta7'yalo shakl el matba7' we ana me3ala2a feh shehadet ta7'arog bta3et el Bachelor degree in ECONOMICS we ta7taha kda Masters fel ECONOMICS and both are from AUC. Homa sa7ee7 wara2teen taman el wara2a bel 7ebr el 3aliha may3adeesh 10 geneeh...bas el value beta3et-hom hatkon metkalefa aktar men taman el sha2a bel 3afsh ely feha! We ya salam ba2a lama el wa7ed yed7'ol ye3mel ma7shy berengan and apply all the economics that I have studied fel gam3a....da 7ata el akl yetla3 mazboot we dma3'o metkalefa....I think hab2a mowafera awi le gozy when trying to apply all the assumptions I studied fel economics (after all the economics I have studied, ektashaft el 7a2ee2a el mora....that economics has no rules and its all based on assumptions)...but it would be trying trying to apply it fe ay 7eta we 7'alas.

El mohem eno this proves en el rob3 million maykafeesh 7aga el youmeen dool!


Tayeb ne7awel nemasheeha nos million....mashy nos million...e7na mabda2eyan fe rob3 million hatroo7 fel masters el ha3ala2ha 3al 7eeta fel matba7'...yeb2a na2es rob3. Ne2ool hageeb 3arbya gedida ba2a. We mish hageeb kaman BMW wala Mercedes....ya3ny ay 7aga me7anda2a 3ala 2ady be yeegy 200 alf. Yeb2a na2es 50 alf! We dol yadobak ye2ado shanta louis vuitton 3ala shanta prada 3ala ma7faza TOD'S we gazma Jimmy Choo yeb2a ana keda ta2reban hastelef men 7ad felos 3ashan akamel 3al 7aga de! (Don't forget eny shayla alf geneeh lel nas el 3'alaba fa aslan I have 499 thousand and not 500 kamleen)

Again, el nos million tel3et matgebsh 7aga!


Bas million geneeh kda tamam aw yadobak tezbot.....harawa2 nafsi men 3'eer ma akon meday2a 3ala nafsi! Ana mish tama3a bardo. El 3arbya teb2a Mercedes mofta7'ara lozoom el meshwar bta3 el tagamo3 lel AUC 3ashan a7dar el classes bta3et el Masters. Yeb2a kda million ela rob3 ra7o 7'alas. Nos ra7o fel 3arbya we rob3 fel masters. El rob3 el ba2y ba2a yadobak ye2ady meshwar le paris nelem fehom ba2a kam shanta Marc Jacobs 3ala Prada 3ala Balenciaga 3ala Michael Kors 3ala kam 7aga kda tanya lezoom el wagaha. We fel a7'er ageeb el 7eta el Rolex (and I doubt hayetb2a felos 3ashan agebha feha diamonds....fa 2amry lelah hagebha sada we 7'alas)!!!

We kda el million geneeh yadobak ye2adoony.....or actually mish hay2adoony and I might skip el rob3 million beto3 el Masters (ab2a atbo7' bel bachelor degree bas we 7'alas) we be feloos el Masters ab2a ageeb el Rolex bel Diamonds badal ma agebha ordee7y! Asl el 3arabya el Marchedes hatkon me7taga 7aga tenata2ha...lezoom el sheyaka ya3ny!


Wa la 3aza2 lel nas el 3'alaba!!!!!


So people might think eny bahazar aw fe3lan bahartel....bs 3ashan akoon saree7a wel kalam da maykonsh ay Hartala we 7'alas.....el sara7a el sara7a ana law ma3aya million geneeh....I'll spend less on my paris trip we hatala3 50 alf lel nas el 3'alaba mish 1000 geneeh bas....3ashan de wes3et meny shwya ana 3arfa! We kaman hadba7 3egl we afara2o.... Asl after all mish 3ayza 7ad yedrabny 3een we a3mel 7adsa bel Mercedes we heya lisa gedida! El 3een fala2et el 7agar!


P.S. Hamada 2afelt el million wala lisa????

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