Howa e7na leh ma7adesh 3azamna 3ala el "Tea Party" bta3et America?????? We ba3deen el Americans el mafrood enohom beyshrabo Coffee aktar men el Tea!!! Leh ba2a ye3melo Tea Party we ma7adsh feena yet3ezem kaman???? Ya3ny yenfa3 7ad ye3mel American Coffee Party we maye3zemsh America? howa ma7adsh aslan yenfa3 ye3mel ay 7aga men 3'eer ma ye3zem America!
Bas bema en el masryeen 3andohom edman lel Tea...we mazonesh en feh ay dawla fel 3alam sherbet Tea aktar men el masryeen....therefore, I demand that we do the biggest Tea Party ever....la2 we mish bas kda, we Tea sokar zeyada kaman! We ma3a kol cup of Tea netala3 ma3aha 7etet basboosa bel eshta!
Ya3ny el Americans mish mekafeehom enohom mekawesheen 3ala kol 7aga....la2 we kaman 3ayzeen ya7'do el Tea bta3na! Laaaaaa...laaaaaaa we alf laaaaaaaaaa kaman....ya7'do ay 7aga tanya bas youm ma yekoon fe Tea Party yeb2a e7na awla beeha!
We ana men makany da ba3zem el 7okooma 3ala the biggest Tea Party EVER...kol wa7ed masry bgad yegeeb ya 2ema 1 tsp full of tea or 1 tea bag we yeb3at-hom bel bareed el mesta3gel lel 7okooma! We nekteb ma3aha gawab ye2ol shokr lel 7okooma beta3etna...3ashan America mateb2ash a7san menena....fa men el mowaten el masry ela el 7okooma el masreya etfadalo eshrabo el Tea 3andena fel salon....wel nas el ma3andahash salon, tetsaraf ba2a we te3zem el 7okoma fe ay 7eta bas el mohem te3zemha!
We neshof meen feena ba2a ely el Tea Party beta3to hatetla3 akbar masr wala America! Bas teftekro el wa7ed yeb3at Tea Bag eh? Lipton wala el 3aroosa????
P.S. I am sure not everyone knows what's the "Tea Party" movement....bas hena mish el makan el haneshra7 feh what's a Tea Party. Bas ya3ny TEA stands for Taxed Enough Already.....aw ya3ny heya 7aga 3amla zy edrab 6 April, bas ma3a el far2 en henak bey3melooha we homa fahmeen bey3melo eh we beywsalo le 7aga we soot-hom beytseme3.....we hena bey3melooha we yebato leilteen zy el ward fel ta7'sheeba!!!
Damn it....I didn't want to go into politics but it seems that I ran out of my Hartala pills...I need to go get some 3ashan arga3 lel La La land tany...bs law fedelt 3ala kda matensoosh please teb3atoly Macdonalds we KFC badal el 3eesh wel 7alawa 3ashan dol moda adeema 7'alas!
Who we are?
- Hartalation
- Giza, Egypt
- Oh I come from a land, from a far away place…where a caravan camels roam...Where it's flat and immense and the heat is intense…it’s barbaric but hey...its home
4.17.2010
4.16.2010
Volcanic Ash Cloud
While surfing the internet today, it came to my notice that several European Airports were clo
sing down today because of the volcanic ash cloud that was caused by the volcanic eruption in Iceland...the ashes formed from the eruptions created a cloud that has traveled through Europe and caused airports to close.
So at first I thought that the only reason they are closing airports was only because the ash cloud restricts vision....but by digging deeper on the subject, I found out that the main reason was:
Since the airplane's craft sucks in air into the engines, so the air that is sucked from the ash cloud will contain .... Well contain surely ashes that cause failure to the craft's engines!
So back in 1982 a similar incident occurred for a British Airways craft.... as the plane passed through an ash cloud, the plane sucked in the ashes which caused the 4 engines to drop dead!!!!!
So the lovely pilot was an honest guy and he simply announced to the passengers :
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem. All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them under control. I trust you are not in too much distress." Eventually, after quarter of an hour without any power, the engines were brought back to life. Ash had clogged the engines, which only restarted when enough of the molten ash solidified and broke off.
We men hena ba2a nebtedy el hartala....
Ya gama3a el captain bey2ol "I trust u r not in too much distress"...akeed mafeesh distress wala 7aga!! Hayeegy meneen aslan el distress da? Dol yadobak 4 engines (el homa mafeesh 3'erhom aslan) mish sha3'aleen we e7na metsha3la2een fel gaw....fa leh momkin el wa7ed yekon distressed? Eh el moshkela lama el tayara teshta3'al men 3'eer engines??? Asl el nas el mota7'alefa mate3rafsh en el tayara could glide 7ata law el engines bayza...el sor3a bet2el shwya bas betmshy bardak. Bas we ba3deen? After t glides for a while? Mesh beto2a3 bardo wala eh???
Balash el engines wa2fa....Eh el moshkela lama el oxygen gowa el tayara ye7'las we netnafes men el masks! De 7aga baseeta 7'ales 7'ales! Tab da 7ata el hawa gowa el tayara makansh ad kda!
7aseet le wahla enohom rakbeen microbus fe share3 faisal wel motor se7'en fa el 3arabya we2fet fe nos el share3 wel sawa2 bey2ol lel zabayen ma3lish el motor we2ef enzelo 7'odo microbaz tany!!!
Howa el captain bta3 el tayara fehem 3'alat....da mish mawkef ye2ol feh ew3o tekono distressed...aslo mish hanenzel na7'od el tayara el ba3daha 3ashan manet2a7'arsh 3al meshwar el kona ray7eeno!!! Ya3ny howa kan akramlo ye3mel zy el nokta bta3et el captain el se3eedy lama kalem el passengers we 2alohom...captain hareedy yo7ayekom we bey2oloko el motor rakam 1 we2ef....we ba3deeha be shwya 2alohom el motor 2, we ba3deen 3...geh 3ala number 4...ra7 2ayel captain hareedy yo7ayekom men el parachute we yatamana lakom re7la sa3eeda!!! Heya de el spirit el sa7...panic...anxiety....stress...freak out....de kolaha emotions tabe3ya momkin el wa7ed yesta7'demha....We sa3et-ha el yel7a2 yesawat yesawat, el yetshahed yetshahed wel yo3'm 3alih yo3'm 3alih!!!
Leeha 7a2 so3ad hosny lama 3'anet we 2alet: 3ando berood a3sab esmallah, wala gara7 britany! Maho el captain kan britany bardo!
Ana mish 3arfa momkin ye7saly eh law kont fel tayara de! Bas the good news is....eno ba3d ma el captain fedel yezbot fel attitude bta3 el tayara 3ashan yedman eno yekon feh enough oxygen we fe nafs el wa2t ye2dar ye7'aly el ashes el da7'alet de to solidify fa el engines teshta3'al...rabena satarha ma3ahom we fe3lan they managed to land safely (although el 2ezaz bta3 el tayara kan medamar be sabab el ashes we makansh shayef el runway). Bas rabena ba2a lama yostorha!
El mohem...law 7ad mesafer Europe bokra we ba3do...lazem ye2aked men el flight status bta3to wel airport fel balad el raye7ha sha3'al wala ma2fool....we rabena ma3ak yaly mesafer!!
sing down today because of the volcanic ash cloud that was caused by the volcanic eruption in Iceland...the ashes formed from the eruptions created a cloud that has traveled through Europe and caused airports to close.
So at first I thought that the only reason they are closing airports was only because the ash cloud restricts vision....but by digging deeper on the subject, I found out that the main reason was:
Since the airplane's craft sucks in air into the engines, so the air that is sucked from the ash cloud will contain .... Well contain surely ashes that cause failure to the craft's engines!
So back in 1982 a similar incident occurred for a British Airways craft.... as the plane passed through an ash cloud, the plane sucked in the ashes which caused the 4 engines to drop dead!!!!!
So the lovely pilot was an honest guy and he simply announced to the passengers :
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem. All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them under control. I trust you are not in too much distress." Eventually, after quarter of an hour without any power, the engines were brought back to life. Ash had clogged the engines, which only restarted when enough of the molten ash solidified and broke off.
We men hena ba2a nebtedy el hartala....
Ya gama3a el captain bey2ol "I trust u r not in too much distress"...akeed mafeesh distress wala 7aga!! Hayeegy meneen aslan el distress da? Dol yadobak 4 engines (el homa mafeesh 3'erhom aslan) mish sha3'aleen we e7na metsha3la2een fel gaw....fa leh momkin el wa7ed yekon distressed? Eh el moshkela lama el tayara teshta3'al men 3'eer engines??? Asl el nas el mota7'alefa mate3rafsh en el tayara could glide 7ata law el engines bayza...el sor3a bet2el shwya bas betmshy bardak. Bas we ba3deen? After t glides for a while? Mesh beto2a3 bardo wala eh???
Balash el engines wa2fa....Eh el moshkela lama el oxygen gowa el tayara ye7'las we netnafes men el masks! De 7aga baseeta 7'ales 7'ales! Tab da 7ata el hawa gowa el tayara makansh ad kda!
7aseet le wahla enohom rakbeen microbus fe share3 faisal wel motor se7'en fa el 3arabya we2fet fe nos el share3 wel sawa2 bey2ol lel zabayen ma3lish el motor we2ef enzelo 7'odo microbaz tany!!!
Howa el captain bta3 el tayara fehem 3'alat....da mish mawkef ye2ol feh ew3o tekono distressed...aslo mish hanenzel na7'od el tayara el ba3daha 3ashan manet2a7'arsh 3al meshwar el kona ray7eeno!!! Ya3ny howa kan akramlo ye3mel zy el nokta bta3et el captain el se3eedy lama kalem el passengers we 2alohom...captain hareedy yo7ayekom we bey2oloko el motor rakam 1 we2ef....we ba3deeha be shwya 2alohom el motor 2, we ba3deen 3...geh 3ala number 4...ra7 2ayel captain hareedy yo7ayekom men el parachute we yatamana lakom re7la sa3eeda!!! Heya de el spirit el sa7...panic...anxiety....stress...freak out....de kolaha emotions tabe3ya momkin el wa7ed yesta7'demha....We sa3et-ha el yel7a2 yesawat yesawat, el yetshahed yetshahed wel yo3'm 3alih yo3'm 3alih!!!
Leeha 7a2 so3ad hosny lama 3'anet we 2alet: 3ando berood a3sab esmallah, wala gara7 britany! Maho el captain kan britany bardo!
Ana mish 3arfa momkin ye7saly eh law kont fel tayara de! Bas the good news is....eno ba3d ma el captain fedel yezbot fel attitude bta3 el tayara 3ashan yedman eno yekon feh enough oxygen we fe nafs el wa2t ye2dar ye7'aly el ashes el da7'alet de to solidify fa el engines teshta3'al...rabena satarha ma3ahom we fe3lan they managed to land safely (although el 2ezaz bta3 el tayara kan medamar be sabab el ashes we makansh shayef el runway). Bas rabena ba2a lama yostorha!
El mohem...law 7ad mesafer Europe bokra we ba3do...lazem ye2aked men el flight status bta3to wel airport fel balad el raye7ha sha3'al wala ma2fool....we rabena ma3ak yaly mesafer!!
4.15.2010
No More English Posts!
Saba7 el 7'eir, embare7 el wa7ed 3amal post bel english 3al blog...bas lama 2areeto tany la2eeto momel malal mish tabee3y! Asl el blog esmo Hartala, fa ezay wa7ed yehartel bel English??? English meen bas fel 7ar da! 2al a3mel posts bel English 2al...walahi 7awelt, bas mayenfa3sh!
Aslaha mish hateb2a hartala law bel English! Ya3ny el wa7ed yetargem le eh?
Fel posts el adeema etkalemt maslan 3ala:
"Ma7shy Berengan" law targemto da hayeb2a eh?? "Stuffed Eggplants".....ya3ny ana radya be zemet el nas...lama 7ad ye2ra "ma7shy berengan" el sora el hateegy fe mo7'o 3alatol eny wa2fa fel matba7' labsa el tereng el mateen we laffa sha3ry ta2ya we 3alihom el esharpe 3ashan re7et el akl matelza2sh feh...ama el ma7shy nafso haykoon tab3an beyshor samna we tasbeeka we 7aga kda tefta7 el nefs. Bas "stuffed eggplants" te7ases el wa7ed eno da7'alt 2olt lel taba7' ye3mely akla gedida we se7eya!
"El fostan abo karaneesh" haktebo eh? "Ruffle dress" tayeb da ana keda 7aseet 7'alas en el fostan ma3mool 3and Ellie Saab...karaneesh teb2a ruffle!!!! Mayenfa3sh
"El 3een fala2et el hagar" ha2olha.......ma3rafsh 7ata tetargem le eh de kaman! Bas ha2ol maslan "envious people could do a lot" ????? La2 la2 la2....walahi kda el ma3na baz 7'ales...el 3een fala2et el hagar te7'aly el wa7ed yata7'ayal 7asad men el masry el mateen...el 7asad el howa yegeeb el wa7ed men 2araro we ye7'aleeh yerosh mal7 kol youm odam beito we ye3mel 3arousa wara2 we ye7ra2ha we yewala3 bo7'oor we ye3ady men fo2eeh saba3 marat!
7'olaset el kalam....no more english posts...its only Hartala from now on!
Aslaha mish hateb2a hartala law bel English! Ya3ny el wa7ed yetargem le eh?
Fel posts el adeema etkalemt maslan 3ala:
"Ma7shy Berengan" law targemto da hayeb2a eh?? "Stuffed Eggplants".....ya3ny ana radya be zemet el nas...lama 7ad ye2ra "ma7shy berengan" el sora el hateegy fe mo7'o 3alatol eny wa2fa fel matba7' labsa el tereng el mateen we laffa sha3ry ta2ya we 3alihom el esharpe 3ashan re7et el akl matelza2sh feh...ama el ma7shy nafso haykoon tab3an beyshor samna we tasbeeka we 7aga kda tefta7 el nefs. Bas "stuffed eggplants" te7ases el wa7ed eno da7'alt 2olt lel taba7' ye3mely akla gedida we se7eya!
"El fostan abo karaneesh" haktebo eh? "Ruffle dress" tayeb da ana keda 7aseet 7'alas en el fostan ma3mool 3and Ellie Saab...karaneesh teb2a ruffle!!!! Mayenfa3sh
"El 3een fala2et el hagar" ha2olha.......ma3rafsh 7ata tetargem le eh de kaman! Bas ha2ol maslan "envious people could do a lot" ????? La2 la2 la2....walahi kda el ma3na baz 7'ales...el 3een fala2et el hagar te7'aly el wa7ed yata7'ayal 7asad men el masry el mateen...el 7asad el howa yegeeb el wa7ed men 2araro we ye7'aleeh yerosh mal7 kol youm odam beito we ye3mel 3arousa wara2 we ye7ra2ha we yewala3 bo7'oor we ye3ady men fo2eeh saba3 marat!
7'olaset el kalam....no more english posts...its only Hartala from now on!
Two "Soulmates" & their "Best Friend"
Well, this post will be written entirely in English and I hope it might sound as nice as other posts written earlier......... Hmmmm....well I can't say I used Arabic when I wrote my previous posts..... Because even if I don't master the Arabic language, I just can't degrade it to the degree of saying that what we call "francoarab" is actually Arabic...even if it composed of emglish letters and arabic meanings but still it has nothing to do with either Arabic nor English....but I guess we might call it "Hartala".
I will try to write my best in English just because I promised a very nice "Mozza" that I would write "Hartala" that she would understand.
Therefore, this post is specially dedicated to my "Mozza" Turkish friend and her soulmate (who is also one of my very best friends who I adore).
Before proceeding, I want to tell you girls that I am not jealous AT ALL that both of u r soulmates while I am ONLY ur friend or best friend).
But since both of u r soulmates and you are now considered more than sisters....so I guess I won't be coming between u girls and try to do something special for my best friend on her birthday....well I was trying to convince my family to allow me to fly out of the country for a couple of days, just to spend your bd with my best friend!!
I hope my "Mozza" would have thought of doing something that nice to her "soulmate" :p
I might not have shared with u memories about the wrong names written on ur birthday cakes....but as far as I recall, no one have ever gotten u a bd cake before and while we were still at ur bd we started discussing how inexpensive (I don't want to say cheap) the cake was (although it tasted really good) and then started to say who will pay the 40 L.E. For the cake (lisa na2es 40 geneeh bta3et el torta)!!!! So I guess this doesn't count as a nice bd memory to u anymore after u found ur Turkish "soulmate" :p
I am sure soulmates are the only people who would bother to buy an air ticket and fly all the way from where they are just to spend your bd with u!!! I am sure my "Mozza" did think about doing this for u as well.
So since we are only best friends I will simply make use of the 2800 LE that I was about to pay for my plane ticket and I would rather make the usual midnight bd phone call instead (its much cheaper after all :p)
So u 2 have fun together as "Soulmates".... And I won't be dedicating anything to u :p and I won't write more posts in English.
Afterall, Hartala won't be Hartala when written in English. Because simply
Hartala is "Mozza"....
Hartala is "Eshta"....
Hartala is "siko siko".....
Hartala is "Arab Garab"....
Hartala is "zis is za sphinx...el face face man wel body body lion" ---» I hope u still haven't forgotten ur very first Hartala lesson by the Pyramids with Mido our so cool Egyptian guide!
So how am I supposed to translate all these terms into English????? And I am sure u can manage reading my other posts with the translation made by ur "soulmate".....as far as I recall "Mozza was one of the very first words u learnt in Arabic!!!
Love u girls though :)
I will try to write my best in English just because I promised a very nice "Mozza" that I would write "Hartala" that she would understand.
Therefore, this post is specially dedicated to my "Mozza" Turkish friend and her soulmate (who is also one of my very best friends who I adore).
Before proceeding, I want to tell you girls that I am not jealous AT ALL that both of u r soulmates while I am ONLY ur friend or best friend).
But since both of u r soulmates and you are now considered more than sisters....so I guess I won't be coming between u girls and try to do something special for my best friend on her birthday....well I was trying to convince my family to allow me to fly out of the country for a couple of days, just to spend your bd with my best friend!!
I hope my "Mozza" would have thought of doing something that nice to her "soulmate" :p
I might not have shared with u memories about the wrong names written on ur birthday cakes....but as far as I recall, no one have ever gotten u a bd cake before and while we were still at ur bd we started discussing how inexpensive (I don't want to say cheap) the cake was (although it tasted really good) and then started to say who will pay the 40 L.E. For the cake (lisa na2es 40 geneeh bta3et el torta)!!!! So I guess this doesn't count as a nice bd memory to u anymore after u found ur Turkish "soulmate" :p
I am sure soulmates are the only people who would bother to buy an air ticket and fly all the way from where they are just to spend your bd with u!!! I am sure my "Mozza" did think about doing this for u as well.
So since we are only best friends I will simply make use of the 2800 LE that I was about to pay for my plane ticket and I would rather make the usual midnight bd phone call instead (its much cheaper after all :p)
So u 2 have fun together as "Soulmates".... And I won't be dedicating anything to u :p and I won't write more posts in English.
Afterall, Hartala won't be Hartala when written in English. Because simply
Hartala is "Mozza"....
Hartala is "Eshta"....
Hartala is "siko siko".....
Hartala is "Arab Garab"....
Hartala is "zis is za sphinx...el face face man wel body body lion" ---» I hope u still haven't forgotten ur very first Hartala lesson by the Pyramids with Mido our so cool Egyptian guide!
So how am I supposed to translate all these terms into English????? And I am sure u can manage reading my other posts with the translation made by ur "soulmate".....as far as I recall "Mozza was one of the very first words u learnt in Arabic!!!
Love u girls though :)
4.13.2010
One Million is just FINE!
Sometimes I think what would I do if I had something like.....
QUARTER of a Million? NO NO......
HALF a Million? NO NO bardo.....
ONE Million Egyptian Pounds....
Dol POCKET MONEY bas, adala3 beehom nafsi shwya kda we neba7ba7ha we nefok el 7ezam 3al a7'er (bas yekon feh backup tab3an fel bank 7aga zy 20 millions 3'erhom lel zaman)
Nas tab3an hat2oly MILLION Geneeh pocket money? Da enty moftarya, mish 7asa bel nas el 3'alaba el bey3eesho be 99 geneeh fel shahr!! We ana a2oloko en dol nas tab3an gayeen yenakedo 3al wa7ed fel blog bta3o we ye7'aloh 7ata maye7lamsh haydaya3 feloso ezay! Bas 3ashan 7'ater el nas el bay7'a de....law gatly el million geneeh dol...leeko 3andy atala3 menhom 7aga zy 1000 geneeh 7eta wa7da lel nas el 3'alaba (we afteker eno ana hakoon wa7da men el nas el 3'alaba ba3d just 1 week. men lama yegeely el million geneeh....aw momkin 3 days, esboo3 keteer 3al million)
Tab nefakar ma3a ba3d....El rob3 million dol ye3melo eh fel zaman dah? Mazonesh 7ata yekafo el wa7ed ye3mel beehom Masters degree fel AUC. Although I think my AUC Masters Degree certificate (if I ever got one) hateb2a shaklaha 7elw awi fel matba7' 3andy fe beity (da law 7asal ya3ny we etgawezt....bas mafeesh 7aga be3eeda 3ala rabena isA). Bas ta7'yalo shakl el matba7' we ana me3ala2a feh shehadet ta7'arog bta3et el Bachelor degree in ECONOMICS we ta7taha kda Masters fel ECONOMICS and both are from AUC. Homa sa7ee7 wara2teen taman el wara2a bel 7ebr el 3aliha may3adeesh 10 geneeh...bas el value beta3et-hom hatkon metkalefa aktar men taman el sha2a bel 3afsh ely feha! We ya salam ba2a lama el wa7ed yed7'ol ye3mel ma7shy berengan and apply all the economics that I have studied fel gam3a....da 7ata el akl yetla3 mazboot we dma3'o metkalefa....I think hab2a mowafera awi le gozy when trying to apply all the assumptions I studied fel economics (after all the economics I have studied, ektashaft el 7a2ee2a el mora....that economics has no rules and its all based on assumptions)...but it would be trying trying to apply it fe ay 7eta we 7'alas.
El mohem eno this proves en el rob3 million maykafeesh 7aga el youmeen dool!
Tayeb ne7awel nemasheeha nos million....mashy nos million...e7na mabda2eyan fe rob3 million hatroo7 fel masters el ha3ala2ha 3al 7eeta fel matba7'...yeb2a na2es rob3. Ne2ool hageeb 3arbya gedida ba2a. We mish hageeb kaman BMW wala Mercedes....ya3ny ay 7aga me7anda2a 3ala 2ady be yeegy 200 alf. Yeb2a na2es 50 alf! We dol yadobak ye2ado shanta louis vuitton 3ala shanta prada 3ala ma7faza TOD'S we gazma Jimmy Choo yeb2a ana keda ta2reban hastelef men 7ad felos 3ashan akamel 3al 7aga de! (Don't forget eny shayla alf geneeh lel nas el 3'alaba fa aslan I have 499 thousand and not 500 kamleen)
Again, el nos million tel3et matgebsh 7aga!
Bas million geneeh kda tamam aw yadobak tezbot.....harawa2 nafsi men 3'eer ma akon meday2a 3ala nafsi! Ana mish tama3a bardo. El 3arbya teb2a Mercedes mofta7'ara lozoom el meshwar bta3 el tagamo3 lel AUC 3ashan a7dar el classes bta3et el Masters. Yeb2a kda million ela rob3 ra7o 7'alas. Nos ra7o fel 3arbya we rob3 fel masters. El rob3 el ba2y ba2a yadobak ye2ady meshwar le paris nelem fehom ba2a kam shanta Marc Jacobs 3ala Prada 3ala Balenciaga 3ala Michael Kors 3ala kam 7aga kda tanya lezoom el wagaha. We fel a7'er ageeb el 7eta el Rolex (and I doubt hayetb2a felos 3ashan agebha feha diamonds....fa 2amry lelah hagebha sada we 7'alas)!!!
We kda el million geneeh yadobak ye2adoony.....or actually mish hay2adoony and I might skip el rob3 million beto3 el Masters (ab2a atbo7' bel bachelor degree bas we 7'alas) we be feloos el Masters ab2a ageeb el Rolex bel Diamonds badal ma agebha ordee7y! Asl el 3arabya el Marchedes hatkon me7taga 7aga tenata2ha...lezoom el sheyaka ya3ny!
Wa la 3aza2 lel nas el 3'alaba!!!!!
So people might think eny bahazar aw fe3lan bahartel....bs 3ashan akoon saree7a wel kalam da maykonsh ay Hartala we 7'alas.....el sara7a el sara7a ana law ma3aya million geneeh....I'll spend less on my paris trip we hatala3 50 alf lel nas el 3'alaba mish 1000 geneeh bas....3ashan de wes3et meny shwya ana 3arfa! We kaman hadba7 3egl we afara2o.... Asl after all mish 3ayza 7ad yedrabny 3een we a3mel 7adsa bel Mercedes we heya lisa gedida! El 3een fala2et el 7agar!
P.S. Hamada 2afelt el million wala lisa????
QUARTER of a Million? NO NO......
HALF a Million? NO NO bardo.....
ONE Million Egyptian Pounds....
Dol POCKET MONEY bas, adala3 beehom nafsi shwya kda we neba7ba7ha we nefok el 7ezam 3al a7'er (bas yekon feh backup tab3an fel bank 7aga zy 20 millions 3'erhom lel zaman)
Nas tab3an hat2oly MILLION Geneeh pocket money? Da enty moftarya, mish 7asa bel nas el 3'alaba el bey3eesho be 99 geneeh fel shahr!! We ana a2oloko en dol nas tab3an gayeen yenakedo 3al wa7ed fel blog bta3o we ye7'aloh 7ata maye7lamsh haydaya3 feloso ezay! Bas 3ashan 7'ater el nas el bay7'a de....law gatly el million geneeh dol...leeko 3andy atala3 menhom 7aga zy 1000 geneeh 7eta wa7da lel nas el 3'alaba (we afteker eno ana hakoon wa7da men el nas el 3'alaba ba3d just 1 week. men lama yegeely el million geneeh....aw momkin 3 days, esboo3 keteer 3al million)
Tab nefakar ma3a ba3d....El rob3 million dol ye3melo eh fel zaman dah? Mazonesh 7ata yekafo el wa7ed ye3mel beehom Masters degree fel AUC. Although I think my AUC Masters Degree certificate (if I ever got one) hateb2a shaklaha 7elw awi fel matba7' 3andy fe beity (da law 7asal ya3ny we etgawezt....bas mafeesh 7aga be3eeda 3ala rabena isA). Bas ta7'yalo shakl el matba7' we ana me3ala2a feh shehadet ta7'arog bta3et el Bachelor degree in ECONOMICS we ta7taha kda Masters fel ECONOMICS and both are from AUC. Homa sa7ee7 wara2teen taman el wara2a bel 7ebr el 3aliha may3adeesh 10 geneeh...bas el value beta3et-hom hatkon metkalefa aktar men taman el sha2a bel 3afsh ely feha! We ya salam ba2a lama el wa7ed yed7'ol ye3mel ma7shy berengan and apply all the economics that I have studied fel gam3a....da 7ata el akl yetla3 mazboot we dma3'o metkalefa....I think hab2a mowafera awi le gozy when trying to apply all the assumptions I studied fel economics (after all the economics I have studied, ektashaft el 7a2ee2a el mora....that economics has no rules and its all based on assumptions)...but it would be trying trying to apply it fe ay 7eta we 7'alas.
El mohem eno this proves en el rob3 million maykafeesh 7aga el youmeen dool!
Tayeb ne7awel nemasheeha nos million....mashy nos million...e7na mabda2eyan fe rob3 million hatroo7 fel masters el ha3ala2ha 3al 7eeta fel matba7'...yeb2a na2es rob3. Ne2ool hageeb 3arbya gedida ba2a. We mish hageeb kaman BMW wala Mercedes....ya3ny ay 7aga me7anda2a 3ala 2ady be yeegy 200 alf. Yeb2a na2es 50 alf! We dol yadobak ye2ado shanta louis vuitton 3ala shanta prada 3ala ma7faza TOD'S we gazma Jimmy Choo yeb2a ana keda ta2reban hastelef men 7ad felos 3ashan akamel 3al 7aga de! (Don't forget eny shayla alf geneeh lel nas el 3'alaba fa aslan I have 499 thousand and not 500 kamleen)
Again, el nos million tel3et matgebsh 7aga!
Bas million geneeh kda tamam aw yadobak tezbot.....harawa2 nafsi men 3'eer ma akon meday2a 3ala nafsi! Ana mish tama3a bardo. El 3arbya teb2a Mercedes mofta7'ara lozoom el meshwar bta3 el tagamo3 lel AUC 3ashan a7dar el classes bta3et el Masters. Yeb2a kda million ela rob3 ra7o 7'alas. Nos ra7o fel 3arbya we rob3 fel masters. El rob3 el ba2y ba2a yadobak ye2ady meshwar le paris nelem fehom ba2a kam shanta Marc Jacobs 3ala Prada 3ala Balenciaga 3ala Michael Kors 3ala kam 7aga kda tanya lezoom el wagaha. We fel a7'er ageeb el 7eta el Rolex (and I doubt hayetb2a felos 3ashan agebha feha diamonds....fa 2amry lelah hagebha sada we 7'alas)!!!
We kda el million geneeh yadobak ye2adoony.....or actually mish hay2adoony and I might skip el rob3 million beto3 el Masters (ab2a atbo7' bel bachelor degree bas we 7'alas) we be feloos el Masters ab2a ageeb el Rolex bel Diamonds badal ma agebha ordee7y! Asl el 3arabya el Marchedes hatkon me7taga 7aga tenata2ha...lezoom el sheyaka ya3ny!
Wa la 3aza2 lel nas el 3'alaba!!!!!
So people might think eny bahazar aw fe3lan bahartel....bs 3ashan akoon saree7a wel kalam da maykonsh ay Hartala we 7'alas.....el sara7a el sara7a ana law ma3aya million geneeh....I'll spend less on my paris trip we hatala3 50 alf lel nas el 3'alaba mish 1000 geneeh bas....3ashan de wes3et meny shwya ana 3arfa! We kaman hadba7 3egl we afara2o.... Asl after all mish 3ayza 7ad yedrabny 3een we a3mel 7adsa bel Mercedes we heya lisa gedida! El 3een fala2et el 7agar!
P.S. Hamada 2afelt el million wala lisa????
4.12.2010
"The trouble with being punctual is that there is nobody's there to appreciate it"
Embare7 kont ma3zooma 3ala katb ketab fel game3 el sa3a etneen. Imagine katb ketab on a Sunday at 02:00 P.M.???
awel lama et3azamt i was like....Howa el 3elteen fadyeen awi kda wala eh? Asl law 2olna el 3arosa wel 3arees lisa mabyeshta3'aloosh we mama set beit....tayeb baba? 3amo? 7'alo? ebn 3am ebn 7'alet daddy? a7'ohom el so3'ayar el lisa fel gam3a aw fel madrasa? o7'tohom el kebeera el 3eyalha fel madrasa? ay 7ad? maho mish tabee3y el nas kolaha fadya youm el 7ad ya3ny!
7'alas ana maly ba2a...kolhom wa7'deen agaza we ana wa7da mish bashta3'al fa aho kwayes eny la2eet 7aga tesaleeny we so7aby fel sho3'l el sob7 (tab3an ma7adesh menhom kan raye7 ma3aya). se7eet el sob7 we lebest el 7eta el zefra wel fostan el mabyetla3sh 3'er fel monasabat el sa3eeda wel a3yad (ew3a 7ad yefteker eno da el fostan abo karaneesh...la2 fostan mo3tabar we mostawrad kaman....abo karaneesh da beytla3 fe el 3eed el so3'ayar bas)....we tab3an be tabee3et 7al mo3zam el banat...nezelt men betna el sa3a 02:20 ma3a en katb el ketab el sa3a etneen we ana sakna be3eed awi 3ano. bas 2olt 7'alas aho el wa7ed yeroo7 yesalem fel a7'er we aslan el donia betb2a za7ma we ma7adesh wa7'ed balo men geh emta wala ya3ny el 3arosa hatseeb kol el nas we teshofny ana wana gaya met2a7'ar....we besara7a i thought eno law lafeet we rege3t and i didnt go...ha3od fel beit we tab3an mama hat2oly either: tidy up ur room we tet7'ane2 ma3aya...aw she will have this heart to heart conversation with her youngest daughter we te2oly nefsi afra7 biki? aslo ana mish shayfa ay 7ad monaseb 7awaleena 3ashan tetgawezeeh and then she will start the endless do3a el ya rab erzo2ha bel 3arees kwayes...AY 7AD YA RAB AY 7AD!!! ma 3alina lets not comment on this and get back on track.
ana kont fel taree2 le katb el ketab...kamelt fe taree2y we weselt at 03:10...ana 2olt akeeeeeedddd katb el ketab 7'eles wel nas meshyet we ra7o el lunch reception (this was at another place be3eed awi 3an el game3). da7'alt el game3 we 2olt ashof yemken yekono lisa ma7'alasoosh...la2eet o7't el 3arees ba3d el mabrook we rabena yetamem be 7'eir wel lazy meno...2oltelha omal feen el 3arosa?? she told me lisa magatsh, zamanha 3ala wesool!!! OMG!! dana gaya fe ma3ady ba2a 3ala keda...we 2olt akeed shwya wel bent hateegy....we tab3an ma7adsh men el asdeka2 kan mawgood fa a3adt lewa7dy fe korsy 3ala ganb kda we 3esht 7ayaty ana wel BlackBerry bta3y. shwya wel 3asr 2edan...ro7na tab3an saleena (akeed mish kol el nas 2amet tesaly...bas bema eny kont metwadeya fe betna fa 2omt saleet). 7'alasna sala we 2olna akeed el bent gat 7'alas ba2a! bardo mafeesh....bas bardo fedelt a3da (bas now i did find 2 of my friends to sit with). a3adna tab3an nam 3al nas...until finally el 3aroosa gat at 4:20!!!! yanhar abyad...sa3teen we nos ta27'eer!!! bs wana maly kol wa7ed 7or...7'alasna katb el ketab tab3an fe rob3 sa3a 3ashan el nas kan ba2alha keteer mestanya wel mafrood fe 3'ada ya3ny wel nas ebtadet tegoo3! we kolo tele3 gary 3al makan el feh el lunch reception.
tab3an people will wonder:
1- How come the mosque let them stay in the place for almost 3 hours?????? Da el mafrood sa3a we e2leb! well awalan 3ashan mazonesh en fe 7ad haye3mel katb ketabo on a sunday at 2:00 pm! and secondly, because the mosque beta3 wa7ed men el 2arayeb!
2- why didnt they do katb el ketab fel makan el feh el lunch? leh el sha7tata? a2oloko 3ashan el 3arees kan 3ayez ye3mel event fel game3 we yegeeb shei7' yed3y we ye2ol 7'otba we yesalo ma3a ba3d el 3asr...ya3ny he wanted a cute religious ceremony....bas the bride missed it!
Bardo wana maly ya 3am...el mohem el FOOODDDD....roz we la7ma we torta wel lazy meno and now we can start talking! weselna el hotel for the lunch recepton at almost 6:30 PM....da ba2a 3ashan kda ya ged3an! da7'alna wel 3arosa we 3arees mada7'aloosh...aslohom ra7o ya7'do their wedding photos! tab3an el ahl kano mish taye2nhom we nazelo el appetizer until they finish taking their photos. we sa3a 3adet we e7na me2adeynha 3eesh we gebna we nuts and the bride and groom still didnt show up...so the family decided to open the buffet we 7'alas.
el buffet ba2a kan gamed el sara7a, its was worth the wait....sushi we chinese corner we pasta station we kol el nefsak feh. wel 7elw kan 7elw...bas e7na a7'adna el chocolate fountain le 7esabna we a3adna ba2a...la2 a3adna a3adna ya3ny mish tahreeg.
feen ba2a 7'alasna 3ala 8:30 we kalna we kolo tamam wel hamd lelah el 3aroosa wel 3arees gom at last!!! bas ma3a el asaf....the wedding kan 7'eles...and i am sorry to tell u that u actually missed ur own wedding guys. the event took place and ended and u werent there to celebrate it ma3a el asaf!! we since eno kan fara7 men 3'eer ra2s wala hags...fa a7'adna ba3deena we mesheena!
We although I was not that punctual and bas bardo no one was there to appreciate it!
Bas sebko el akl 3awad fel a7'er kol 7aga...maho kol ta27'eera we feha 7'eera....we 3o2baly we 3o2bal Hamada of the Blog we 3o2bal kol el matgawezoosh wel metgawezeen we 3ayzeen yetgawezo tany mayemna3sh bardo!
awel lama et3azamt i was like....Howa el 3elteen fadyeen awi kda wala eh? Asl law 2olna el 3arosa wel 3arees lisa mabyeshta3'aloosh we mama set beit....tayeb baba? 3amo? 7'alo? ebn 3am ebn 7'alet daddy? a7'ohom el so3'ayar el lisa fel gam3a aw fel madrasa? o7'tohom el kebeera el 3eyalha fel madrasa? ay 7ad? maho mish tabee3y el nas kolaha fadya youm el 7ad ya3ny!
7'alas ana maly ba2a...kolhom wa7'deen agaza we ana wa7da mish bashta3'al fa aho kwayes eny la2eet 7aga tesaleeny we so7aby fel sho3'l el sob7 (tab3an ma7adesh menhom kan raye7 ma3aya). se7eet el sob7 we lebest el 7eta el zefra wel fostan el mabyetla3sh 3'er fel monasabat el sa3eeda wel a3yad (ew3a 7ad yefteker eno da el fostan abo karaneesh...la2 fostan mo3tabar we mostawrad kaman....abo karaneesh da beytla3 fe el 3eed el so3'ayar bas)....we tab3an be tabee3et 7al mo3zam el banat...nezelt men betna el sa3a 02:20 ma3a en katb el ketab el sa3a etneen we ana sakna be3eed awi 3ano. bas 2olt 7'alas aho el wa7ed yeroo7 yesalem fel a7'er we aslan el donia betb2a za7ma we ma7adesh wa7'ed balo men geh emta wala ya3ny el 3arosa hatseeb kol el nas we teshofny ana wana gaya met2a7'ar....we besara7a i thought eno law lafeet we rege3t and i didnt go...ha3od fel beit we tab3an mama hat2oly either: tidy up ur room we tet7'ane2 ma3aya...aw she will have this heart to heart conversation with her youngest daughter we te2oly nefsi afra7 biki? aslo ana mish shayfa ay 7ad monaseb 7awaleena 3ashan tetgawezeeh and then she will start the endless do3a el ya rab erzo2ha bel 3arees kwayes...AY 7AD YA RAB AY 7AD!!! ma 3alina lets not comment on this and get back on track.
ana kont fel taree2 le katb el ketab...kamelt fe taree2y we weselt at 03:10...ana 2olt akeeeeeedddd katb el ketab 7'eles wel nas meshyet we ra7o el lunch reception (this was at another place be3eed awi 3an el game3). da7'alt el game3 we 2olt ashof yemken yekono lisa ma7'alasoosh...la2eet o7't el 3arees ba3d el mabrook we rabena yetamem be 7'eir wel lazy meno...2oltelha omal feen el 3arosa?? she told me lisa magatsh, zamanha 3ala wesool!!! OMG!! dana gaya fe ma3ady ba2a 3ala keda...we 2olt akeed shwya wel bent hateegy....we tab3an ma7adsh men el asdeka2 kan mawgood fa a3adt lewa7dy fe korsy 3ala ganb kda we 3esht 7ayaty ana wel BlackBerry bta3y. shwya wel 3asr 2edan...ro7na tab3an saleena (akeed mish kol el nas 2amet tesaly...bas bema eny kont metwadeya fe betna fa 2omt saleet). 7'alasna sala we 2olna akeed el bent gat 7'alas ba2a! bardo mafeesh....bas bardo fedelt a3da (bas now i did find 2 of my friends to sit with). a3adna tab3an nam 3al nas...until finally el 3aroosa gat at 4:20!!!! yanhar abyad...sa3teen we nos ta27'eer!!! bs wana maly kol wa7ed 7or...7'alasna katb el ketab tab3an fe rob3 sa3a 3ashan el nas kan ba2alha keteer mestanya wel mafrood fe 3'ada ya3ny wel nas ebtadet tegoo3! we kolo tele3 gary 3al makan el feh el lunch reception.
tab3an people will wonder:
1- How come the mosque let them stay in the place for almost 3 hours?????? Da el mafrood sa3a we e2leb! well awalan 3ashan mazonesh en fe 7ad haye3mel katb ketabo on a sunday at 2:00 pm! and secondly, because the mosque beta3 wa7ed men el 2arayeb!
2- why didnt they do katb el ketab fel makan el feh el lunch? leh el sha7tata? a2oloko 3ashan el 3arees kan 3ayez ye3mel event fel game3 we yegeeb shei7' yed3y we ye2ol 7'otba we yesalo ma3a ba3d el 3asr...ya3ny he wanted a cute religious ceremony....bas the bride missed it!
Bardo wana maly ya 3am...el mohem el FOOODDDD....roz we la7ma we torta wel lazy meno and now we can start talking! weselna el hotel for the lunch recepton at almost 6:30 PM....da ba2a 3ashan kda ya ged3an! da7'alna wel 3arosa we 3arees mada7'aloosh...aslohom ra7o ya7'do their wedding photos! tab3an el ahl kano mish taye2nhom we nazelo el appetizer until they finish taking their photos. we sa3a 3adet we e7na me2adeynha 3eesh we gebna we nuts and the bride and groom still didnt show up...so the family decided to open the buffet we 7'alas.
el buffet ba2a kan gamed el sara7a, its was worth the wait....sushi we chinese corner we pasta station we kol el nefsak feh. wel 7elw kan 7elw...bas e7na a7'adna el chocolate fountain le 7esabna we a3adna ba2a...la2 a3adna a3adna ya3ny mish tahreeg.
feen ba2a 7'alasna 3ala 8:30 we kalna we kolo tamam wel hamd lelah el 3aroosa wel 3arees gom at last!!! bas ma3a el asaf....the wedding kan 7'eles...and i am sorry to tell u that u actually missed ur own wedding guys. the event took place and ended and u werent there to celebrate it ma3a el asaf!! we since eno kan fara7 men 3'eer ra2s wala hags...fa a7'adna ba3deena we mesheena!
We although I was not that punctual and bas bardo no one was there to appreciate it!
Bas sebko el akl 3awad fel a7'er kol 7aga...maho kol ta27'eera we feha 7'eera....we 3o2baly we 3o2bal Hamada of the Blog we 3o2bal kol el matgawezoosh wel metgawezeen we 3ayzeen yetgawezo tany mayemna3sh bardo!
4.11.2010
Hartala X Hartala
This is my very first blog. Howa aslan ya3ny eh blog? Wala eh el bey7sal fel blogs? I have no clue
Bas I decided eny mish a2al men nas ketera 3andaha blogs....gat 3alaya ana ya3ny el maykonsh 3andy. Maho asl e7na 3andena fe masr el mawdoo3 yebtedy be wa7ed ye3mel 7aga we tedrab ma3ah fa el ba2y kolo ye2aledo. But the problem is, ana aslan I don't read any blogs and I don't know any bloggers, so why the hell am I creating a blog space for me?
Well, let me jump back a couple of months ago....fe leila men el layaly el kont a3da ba3mel stalking lel nas feeha 3al facebook...karart eny zehe2t men kotr el sowar el etfaragt 3aliha we profiles el shoftaha wel nas el shoft afra7hom we ana ma3rafhomsh men asaso.....at the end of my stalking session, I was just about to go and sleep. But I realized el fagr 2arab yedan so I just had to keep myself up until I pray and sleep. But since I was done with my stalking session so I was left with nothing to do....so I decided I should write a note about Facebook and post it to my wall. The note was read by many of my friends who really liked and enjoyed what I wrote. Fa 2olt eh da? Howa ana ba3raf akteb aslan?
El mohem, ramadan geh we bardo during my facebook stalking sessions (omal el wa7ed yesaly seyamo fe ramadan ezay bas...da ramadan ba2a yeegy fe 3ez el seif fa lazem 7aga tetary el a3da bardak) el mohem, I found a friend leaving a wall post 3and friend tanya bet2olaha....why aren't u answering me? Wala howa el Facebook 7aram fe Ramadan? I was going to comment 3al post de el sara7a and I actually started writing....but I found out that I have too much to share about the topic.....and therefore, I wrote my second note about whether or not el Facebook 7aram fe Ramadan wala la2? To my surprise, again many people did like my post and they told me to write more.......But I didn't write any more notes. Although I get some ideas that sometimes crosses my mind, but I just don't write them down.
So the days passed and I ignored what people said that I have a slight talent in writing (ma3rafsh de mogamla men el 7abayeb wala bgad)....bas yeegy youm 2areet feh ketab esmo..."1/4 Gram" and I just fell in love with this book and it really touched me on different levels. El mohem, I was discussing the book with a friend.....let me call him with a fake name "Mohamed"....tes2alony eshme3na Mohamed ya3ny? A2oloko 3ashan lama sa2alt el ostaz 3an his full name....fa edany lista taweela 3areeda mafehash wala Mohamed wala Ahmed wala Mahmoud!!! Fa esta3'rabt...ya3ny esmak kda bas mot2aked? Fa he was like aiwa this is my name....fa fakart maho ya 2ema christian ya 2ema mish masry!!! Aslo mayenfa3sh wa7ed masry maykonsh esmo feh wa7ed men el asamy deh! Fa men youmha I decided to give him a middle name "Mohamed".....so back to our point, during our discussion Hamada 2aly leh matektebeesh. Fa et7'adeet el sara7a! He told me but u r good, why don't u write anything that comes to ur mind. I was like Hamada ketabet eh wenaby ana wa7da ba3od youm kolo odamy el Facebook and I absolutely have no general knowledge....hakteb eh wenaby? 7'ena2ty ma3a mama kol youm? Wala el BBM el beyhaneg we mish 3afa ab3at msgs meno. Bas Hamada kan laziz...2aly ekteby ay hartala we 7'alas!!
Hartala!!!!!! Aiwa hartala, mahy el balad de kolaha hartala....gat 3alaya ya3ny ana el mahartelsh??? Wa 7'leset el conversation be eny aroo7 akteb my first blog post we Hamada ra7 to create a blogspace wala account wala ma3rafsh esmo eh el bey3melo creation da. We actually I will start my new phase of HARTALATION .....fe nas embasatet we 2aret el maktob, yeb2a 3amalna 7aga neraya7 el sha3b beha....ma7adsh da7'al to read yeb2a ana we Hamada han2adeeha sawa Hartala fe Hartala.
Yala ba2a 3ashan aro7 anaaaam
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